Kidsplosion.

Eras are ending. Though the economic crisis continues to draw breath, I am oddly calm. I think things are very much on the verge of getting a lot better. I imagine this is what it was kind of like for people in concentration camps that could hear the Allies getting closer...

Kind of. I know that is a pretty dramatic comparison, but these are dramatic times. We had been led quite astray as a nation.

Though polar bears are cannibalizing themselves, it is very cold here in Tennessee. One of the things about global warming that people (and by people I mean conservative retards) fail to understand is that it doesn't mean that it will warm up everywhere. Just because it is cold here doesn't mean it is cold there. And global warming will cause the weather to get a little wonky. But what do I know? I am not even a college graduate.

Speaking of cold and here...Corey and I braved the elements and slight flurry activity to ride the park on Sunday morning. That did not last long.


Kidsplosion.

There are many children scattered about in my family.

My son...who ironically uses my bike as a fingerboard obstacle...


My daughter...who because she is my daughter is doomed to look like a muppet. At least she looks like one of the cool ones...


My niece Ella, who has apparently removed my son from first place on the list of "kids with eyes so blue, Superman weeps".


Aidan, who just showed up to the party and has no idea what in the hell he has stepped into...


Not pictured, Grace, who was crying because water is made from hydrogen and two oxygen molecules; Phoenix who was sitting in his underwear someplace; Ocean, who was probably telling anyone who would listen that he can jump into outer space and Madison, who got too close to the lens for it to focus properly.

I like this picture of Mica. She is my little "LillyAllenMegRyanPaigeDavis" funball and I love her...


This is a horrible picture of me. Do I need a haircut?