Tri-pictures

Because they are from the Tri-Cities, you see? Get it?

I love stupid jokes.

Like...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

9-11

9-11 who?

Aw, you said you'd never forget.

Will Love was at the park yesterday and shredded the shredding out of it. I have more pictures, but I am trying to send some stuff to his sponsor, so I thought I would let them have first crack at them before I do anything else with it.


Today some of the Johnson City crew motored this way to pedal. Austin Phillips engaged in a little non-voluntary rail sodomy, but before that he banged out a hop over-to-double pegger...


and Jeff Grindstaff (I am hoping for a correct spelling, here) gave this wall at the Fountain City Optimists Club a ride and whip...


And Jake just messaged me to let me know they are going to Tyson. I guess I'll give it a lookie-loo.

Getting married is hard.

Dudes don't really think about weddings, unless they can film them and make insane amounts of money off of it (LOOKS AT JOE SIMON...WEEPS). Girls are born thinking about weddings, and this is something that as a male, I have trouble identifying with. I guess what I am trying to say is...be gay. Because as long as morons keep being morons, gay marriage will never be legal and you are in the clear. Look at the pics! Corey and I went to Johnson City and Kingsport yesterday on a whim. I have Dak forearms in the icepick picture. That makes me feel...special. There is a pic of a kid named Mikey in there. He's 14 and is one of the coolest kids I know. If that is the future of BMX in this town, we're good. The skater is Grant. He just got back from Hawaii and is the sweetest dude. Seriously, the guy has the best attitude about everything. And he looks like Swayze in Point Break. Via con Dios, brah.