YOU MISS 100 PERCENT OF THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE.

That makes no sense. Allegedly, Michael Jordan said that. And Kobe heard him and was all, "SHIT. I GOT THIS." But really, if you don't take the shot, it isn't a miss. It's just nothing, man. Maybe a pump fake? Or a bounce pass to the guy on the wing who is better than you? Who knows? What I do know is that I missed on this pic of T-Fred. Sorry man. The good one is hanging on the wall at Old City Java, but I liked the angle on this one much better. But that tire...Tyler wasn't having it. I'd take it, because I am old and nearly dead, so these days I'll take anything. Except for a bow-legged footjam on a quarter. I fucking hate those.