Boo for Boo at the Zoo.

It sucked. It gets worse and worse every year. I wanted to take the kids to something Halloween related since this is not my year for tricks and treats. Garrett was a dragon, though he insisted that he was, in fact, a dinosaur. Anna was Fonzie's date and Ocean was Crystal Lake's favorite son.

Shit for candy.

Garrett screamed like a demon.

I got stuck in a child play obstacle and wanted to kill Mica.

Other than that, it was a blast.

Ocean looking to carve a backwards "O" on someone's face. Oops!


Garrett and Ocean seem like they are meeting to discuss how the neighborhood will be divided under their regime...


Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout at the shitty candy!


Kids...

Fall break kid watching cluster f@*k!

Anna is fall breaking it this week. However, the daycare people that were watching her are not open today and tomorrow, so I stayed home to spend some time with the kids. Then Anna left to go to her mom's friend's house. Shit.

The weather is lovely, so I just left the backdoor open and let Garrett come and go while I made some lunch. He became quite enthralled with the massive hole my dogs have dug (one of many) in the yard, and I just let him run with it because what good is being a boy if you can't get dirty.



No mudslinging! Dirt is fine, though.



One of the offending parties...



Mica and Ocean slightly overexposed, but they are adorable...

Wear a helmet, faggots.

The park got shut down tonight and my law abiding, helmet wearing ass is pissed off.

I am 33...I don't have much time left for this.

I need the park.

If you fuck this up for me I will beat you.

In the face.

See Spot run...all over my sensor. Ack.

My sensor on this D100 is dirty like a whore near Gypsy Hands after 9pm.

Did some spot cleaning in photoshop on these. Had to. I need to raise some capital to buy a new body. Send money, Mom. Thanks.

Also, I want to change my name to Jens. Mica knows why.

I love some Java. Seriously, I love going there in the morning...


Tim M. pics from Sunday session...



Look, a toy! That no one plays with!


Goddamn...I love double peg grinds.


However, I hate Spanish. Well, online Spanish.

Vanity fare...

Today you get a good dose of me. I made Corey take some pics of me riding today and I like how a couple of these jibs turned out, so here we go. Also, there is a mirror picture of me as I tried to figure out if I got my sensor cleaned enough on this camera. I do not recommend doing this. It is a pain in the ass and in the end, you might wind up ruining the damn thing.

Sensor clean! Mirror, not so much!


Over the hip on an autumn day. The leaves holding on the the trees seems to be a metaphor for old men clinging to their youth. Maybe I read too much into that.


Once I clear the hip, I go right into this double peg grind. Every time.


I tried to figure out why I like riding so much while I was heading into work the other day. I mean, here I am, thirty-three years old and I still participate in an activity that is dominated by the young.

The answer...aesthetics. I just like the way a bike looks. The way the clothes look. The way the photos look. I am sucked into it all. I plan on exploring in depth later on.

Just to show that I am not a narcissist...


Mica is watching "Final Destination: 3"...

Fuck.

Forks in the road...

So I am faced with a choice...stay a desktop support technician or become a telephony guy.

This is gonna take some considering.

Hmmm.

Also, I am starting to think I need to come up with some sarcasm bbcode tags.

[sarcasm]I think over zealous religious assholes are awesome![/sarcasm]

Banned in the USA.

Or from another message board. I have a way with people. And by way I mean "make mad" and by people I mean "conservatives".

This makes 6 total message boards in my lifetime that I have been banned from. What does it mean? It means I like to fuck with people. A lot. Message boards are the sugar to my desire to be a cock's diabetes.

My nieces had a birthday this weekend.

If there is a picture needed for the definition of "sad sack", I humbly submit Gracie...


Ella is hella chill. Hella Ella. Happy birthday girls...


Mica is what happens when the soul of a crazed Japanese girl is forced into the shell of a white girl from Tennessee...


Corey is what happens when a barrel needs to be 180'd by a v-neck shirt.

Stolen bikes, broken bones and soup...

The boys had their bikes stolen the other night. I got them back...partly because I am awesome and partly because kids can be really fucking stupid. When I recovered the last bike, I told the kid that if they stole from my house again, I would cut his fucking hand off with a saw. Bill the Butcher, baby.

Ocean will not be able to reap the benefits of my bike recovery for a bit though...


I took some BMX pics the other night. Both boys are named John.





My neighbors needed some ethernet cable made. I made them some. They gave me soup and beer.

Trade rules.